I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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