Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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