Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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