Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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