what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The power of my boobs compel you
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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