I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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