If i come over, it means nothing
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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