Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i think my cat just said my name.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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