He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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