Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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