so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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