I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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