This girl is more easily done than said...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you would pick up someone in the library
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Randomize
