I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
