In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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