Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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