Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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