I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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