I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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