you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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