your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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