idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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