Kiss
Puke
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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