that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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