I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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