Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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