what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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