I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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