i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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