I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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