I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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