brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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