Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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