Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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