Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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