From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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