We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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