sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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