apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Randomize
