talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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