So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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