You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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