This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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