whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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