i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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