A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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