Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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