Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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