What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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