worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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