We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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