I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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