talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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