I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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