Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
We're facebook friends in real life
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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